YOU & A.R.S.E
Aurally Refractive Sympathetic Entropy (A.R.S.E.), commonly known as “The Humdrum” or “Humdrum,” is spreading, requiring people to stay home. Early symptoms of A.R.S.E. include republicanism, materialism, conformity, and oppressive behavior. It is believed that Justin Bieber, who canceled all his concerts and replaced them with self-development webinars, has fallen victim to A.R.S.E. J.K. Rowling has also fallen victim with a severe case.
Here is how you can help slow the spread of A.R.S.E.:
Stay Home. It is recommended that you shelter in place.
Stay Safe. When outdoors, it is required that you wear ear protection.
Stay Queer. If in conversation with someone who has not been sheltering in place with you, it is recommended that you “Prove Their Character,'“ by checking to see if they are wearing at least THREE (3) items of queer clothing.
“Listen, everyone, don’t freak out: art is not that hard.”
- Honey Evans
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…Queen Gidgie; Nathan Now; Disco Fever; Izma; Kron; PizzaVest; Funnibunni; Kelia the Curious; ZIPZAP; Trix & Papa; Dr. Rain; Rigel; Catnip; Zivan; Lietenant Latke; Ranulph; Petula; Zivan; Brennan and Hannah; EconMan; Chunk; Kron; Dr. Rain; Rigel; Catnip; Zivan; Mr. Popper; Melon; Unicorn; WhiskHers; Princess Consuela Banana Hammock; Kahleidoscope; Hildegaard; Butterfly Wingz; Ranulph; Petula; Miki’s Mom; Petula… AND SO MANY MORE!
Send us Your Anti-Humdrum Name!
The Most Important Questions…
What does the future hold for us?
What should I have for dinner? "
Is panicking a good idea?
What IS it that matters?
What should we be doing if we can’t be together?
a or b?
How can we share more love?
How can I score a date with EconMan?
What is the purpose of taking a shower if I’m alone?
What do we need to tell each other?
How do we find beauty every day?
Should we call our ex?
Send us MORE BIG QUESTIONS!!
Rawiyah (they/them) as Star!
Dr. Ray’s Research on Non-Corruptible Refraction Points (Happy Places!) Included:
A happy place in Scotland - The shetland islands
A cafe with a pint and nothing to do
A garage sale
Hiking in Marin
Mango at El Rio
A research trip in Ibiza!
The suspicious bison in Octavia Wilde’s room!
What Our Pets Want Us To Know
How much he loves me;
Everything is ok!;
We don’t have to be perfect;
It’ s going to be ok;
We need to chill out;
It’s to nap all day!
We’re part of the world too!
There is such a thing as love at first sight!
“My rock wants me to understand the nature of time”
Snacks make it all better!
That treats are good for them:
”I don’t want to be human, but I still love you!”
More naps!
That we don’t take them for granted”
That they want more scratches
”Sleep more!”
”Our pets want us to remember our whimsy!”
That flies are so scary!
That there IS love at first sight!
We don’t have to be perfect!
Rest is important!
“STAY SAFE. STAY QUEER.”
- Queer Cat Productions
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